enjoying life

-You're not Chinese, definitely not Japanese. Korean..Urm, no. Are you Australian?
-Nope.
-American, aren't you?
-Non plus. Raté.
-Philippines then?
-Almost there. I'm Malaysian.
Matt, Jersey Island

-If he's straight, I'd definitely do him!
-He's gay??!!
Jessica, Tennessee

-Tu es belle. Trop trop belle. Est-ce que toutes les malaisiennes sont comme toi?
Xu Ke, China

-Tu aimes qui dans Star Académie? Quentin ou Mathieu?
-Aucun.
-Tu es bizarre.
Ming, China

-Miss Nineteen!
-What does that mean?
-Because you've got 19/20 in M.Gautier's class.
Andrea, Canada

-J'ai entendu parler de toi. Tu parles plusiers langues. C'est bien.
Mike, somewhere in The States

-She's hot.
*Matt felt my cheek with his hand*
-Oh, she really is.
Matt and Jessica

-I'm never going to talk to you again!
Kelly, Sydney

-She's my Malaysian lover.
-And she's my American lover.
Jessica, Tennessee

-Oh shit! (Andrea started)
-Oh shit! (followed by others)
The best 'Oh shit!' ever!

-We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting, till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
cause we are the champions, of the world!
Everybody

-Tu as de la chance! Tu habites ici!
Andrea, Canada

Bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt
Someone buzzed me at 02h 05. Switched off the light, changed into pjs, ignored the buzzer.

-**** can u call me now? Need 2 talk to sum1 badly.
-Awk tgu kjp boley? Sy g top up jap. Tgu taw.
-Hurry! Pls!

Phone vibrated

-Apsal lambat sangat?

Finally, went to sleep around 03h 00.

FIN

Ce matin....

'Kami sekeluarga mendoakan agar Iqa cepat sembuh.'

Dari,
Uncle ****
Untie ****

Aunt, Aunty, Aunties, UNTIE???